Don't Let This Be You
Below are some simple guidelines for the fashionably challenged females. Not everyone is blessed with naturally good style, so for those fanny-pack-carrying ladies out there, read these quickly!
DON'T
Wear Skin Tight Pants
[How do you know when they are too tight? When your muffin top is bulging over the edges for the whole world to see.]
DO
Go by what fits you best, who sees the size anyway? And if a guy actually cares about that, you should ditch that loser anyway.
DON'T
Wear thongs that go half-way up your back! SICK
DO
Wear low rise thongs that only your special someone can see. Remember your boss, grandma, doctor, etc. do not need and hopefully do not want to, see your thong!
DON'T
Wear a Jean Tuxedo or look like Denim Dana! Seriously, I thought everyone knew this, but some are still confused, do not wear all denim! One piece at a time ladies!
DO
Wear denim one piece at a time. Let's be clear. Jeans are hot, but not with a matching jean shirt.
DON'T
Go Britney Spears style while wearing a skirt. I know many of you are thinking, eww..who would do that? But sadly there are those classy ladies out there who think wearing no underwear with a skirt is hot...YUCK!
DO
Wear underwear that covers your privates when wearing a skirt because, come on that is just sleazy! Save something for the imagination!
DON'T
Wear your ginormous purse to the bar! I know sometimes you don't have time to switch up your day and night purse, but a sexy, red dress never looks good with a duffel.
DO
Switch up your purses for the day and the night! Spice up Friday night with a hot and hip sexy metallic clutch.
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