Eight Reasons Why Chocolate is the Perfect Boyfriend!

- Chocolate always loves you back
- Chocolate never lets you down

- Chocolate can't get you pregnant

- Chocolate never has STDs

- Chocolate always goes to chick flicks
and never complains

- Chocolate is available to satisfy you 24/7

- Chocolate always makes you feel better

- Chocolate helps prevent heart attacks, not cause them

- If all else fails, a little chocolate in the bedroom can make life with your real boyfriend a little bit sweeter.

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